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And how his body lotion jingle of a song “Your Body is a [size 2, vajazzled] Wonderland” is supposedly about Jennifer Love Hewitt. So now, John Mayer has painful sores on his ass lips that secrete sad tears, because Taylor Swift kicked him hard in the b-hole with her song “Dear John” (not to be confused with the far more superior “Dear John” song)
, says www.dlisted.com
John Mayer is a dumb bitch for not knowing that when you mess with Taylor Swift, she’s going to write all about you in yumberry-scented ink on purple pastel paper and eventually turn that journal entry into a hit song that drunk high school girls will sing to on Karaoke Revolution for years to come. Taylor Swift is a dumb bitch for writing a song about dumb bitch John Mayer and not knowing that he’s the president and founder of the Hit It And Quit It Club. John Mayer is the Peter Pan of douchebags and Taylor Swift is the Peter Pan of songwriters. They both need to grow up. And yes, I typed “they both need to grow up” right before I farted in my palm to smell it
Also related …
“Yesterday, we discussed how John Mayer has been whining about how he was so “humiliated” by the lyrics to Taylor Swift’s “Dear John,” which everyone knows is about him” – [www.celebitchy.com]
“” – [theblemish.com]
“” – [www.people.com]
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