As I discussed in those halcyon hours before Verizon decided to murder my soul, Brad Pitt told reporters earlier today in Cannes that Angelina Jolie had not come with him for this very special Cannes Film Festival extravaganza
, says www.celebitchy.com
Yay, my internet is back. Huzzah. . Apparently, Angelina is hard at work, and by that I mean “she’s boning her ex-husband Billy Bob Thornton in his leathery sex shack, of course.” Sigh I would like to see her other ex-husband’s leathery sex shack. Do you think Jonny Lee Miller has a sex shack nowadays? A question for another day
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“For the latest BRAD PITT and ANGELINA JOLIE wedding update, star news reports that the couple have “no date” set yet” – [anythinghollywood.com]
“Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are engaged. So when’s the wedding?” – [theblemish.com]
“Brad Pitt famously proclaimed he wouldn’t get married again until all couples have a legal right to do so, and despite his recent engagement to Angelina Jolie, it looks like that long-held position is still weighing on his consciousness” – [www.thehollywoodgossip.com]

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